The best bad habits are learned from Sugar Gliders
Always eat the tastiest foods first, leave the ones that are good for you as a last resort.
The best things in life are things you aren't supposed to play with.
If you go to bed before 3 a.m. you'll miss out on all the fun.
If you get up before 7 p.m. you're not really trying to sleep.
If they think you're guilty of something, looking cute is the best alibi.
The fastest way to get attention is to ask for it, LOUDLY.
The second fastest way to get attention is to land on someone's head.
Sharing is only a good idea when it doesn't belong to you.
Snuggling is the best way to say you're sorry.
If you want to get the best bugs, you have to get to the food dish first.
Curtains - They're not just for decoration anymore!
The best hiding places are always out of reach.
No matter how secure a cage is, if you put your mind to it, you can always find a way out.
The higher you can climb, the farther you can fly.
İMolly M. Johnson, 2001